I own a lump on my shoulder, and I want to remove it myself. What's the best style for me to do it?

I would go to the doctor, but my insurance run out, and I'm having trouble getting insured again.I own a lump on my shoulder, and I want to remove it myself. What's the best style for me to do it?
I'll do it for you! Besides how do you deduce you are going to be capable of doing it yourself, as if you can lacerate your own shoulder lacking freaking out?!?
Even so, it would be pretty stupid to start cutting at a lump if you do not know what it is, ie, some sort of fluid or solid mass, and from whence it come. If the lump is below the dermis/skin and can be displaced by palpation, try sticking in a hypodermic plunger and try aspirating some fluid!
If that doesn't work, burn it off next to a lighter and/or charcoal!
If you can see where we are going near this, "lump on my shoulder" is a pretty vague description of what you enjoy. You have to do profusely better in describing what it looks approaching, what it feels close to to the touch and when pressure is applied, any associated pain/discomfort, when and why it started, does it grow/shrink, size, coloration, etc before you are going to obtain any serious answer. For instance, the bony prominences in my shoulder can be considered lumps. A mole or freckle can be considered a lump. Breasts can be considered lumps...what the hell is a lump?!?!?!
dont remove it yourself. unless you want to find a nice stay in the hospital. Good coincidence u will get a fruitless infection or even go septic. i know a kid who have a spider bite, and he poked at it with a plunger, big mistake, he got MRSA and be put on a ventilator.
It may be just a rotund growth... You will need surgical intervention. Done near local anesthesia, with one to 3 sutures.
It take about 15 mins, and contained by a couple of hours you will be out of the clinic/hospital.
Just had one removed from my fore-arm